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Post by Stammerhead on Apr 11, 2024 9:02:01 GMT
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Post by Flying Monkeys on Apr 11, 2024 10:20:44 GMT
Her: Just once I'd like to see you with a large instrument.
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Post by Carl LaFong on Apr 11, 2024 10:25:28 GMT
Bloke: Oh Christ, not another headache!
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Post by jeffersoncody on Apr 11, 2024 10:25:48 GMT
Listen to me dear, I am a grower, not a shower, it gets huge when aroused!
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Post by amyghost on Apr 11, 2024 11:12:39 GMT
(Fig. 1, Illus. 1) In the days of The Matriarchy, it was the women who judged the market value of the male.
(Source: How it Usta Be, revised 2022; standard textbook for Recondite Sociology 101)
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Post by mowlick on Apr 11, 2024 13:23:45 GMT
Sorry guys, but I could not resist...
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Post by Power Ranger on Apr 11, 2024 14:13:37 GMT
‘I smashed this year’s sales target, luv. Now where’s me squash shorts?’
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Post by Carl LaFong on Apr 11, 2024 14:37:30 GMT
‘I smashed this year’s sales target, luv. Now where’s me squash shorts?’ “No squash shorts, but I did get you a bar of Cadbury’s Dairy Milk. Will that do?”
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Post by Flying Monkeys on Apr 11, 2024 14:41:41 GMT
‘I smashed this year’s sales target, luv. Now where’s me squash shorts?’ “No squash shorts, but I did get you a bar of Cadbury’s Dairy Milk. Will that do?” That'll cover it.
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Post by Catman on Apr 11, 2024 16:29:17 GMT
I asked for lutefisk, not a lute.
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Post by PaulsLaugh on Apr 13, 2024 0:44:34 GMT
You should see the dildo I got behind my back.
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Post by ShadowSouL Likes This on Apr 13, 2024 1:26:50 GMT
"Oh, my dear brother, not again! What do you think this is, The Empire Strikes Back?!"
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Post by risenmillard on Apr 13, 2024 6:56:41 GMT
Are you paying too much for your car insurance?
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Post by PaulsLaugh on Apr 13, 2024 9:47:51 GMT
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Post by cts1 on Apr 14, 2024 5:08:34 GMT
Apollo: "your penalty for being a cock-tease will echo through the ages. Thousands of years in the future, your name will be associated with the price you pay for cock-teasing the Gods."
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