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Post by winterssuicide on Apr 24, 2024 2:25:23 GMT
I don't know why you're using a straw, but just stop. Our parents made us use those because we'd have had chocolate milk mustaches if we didn't. I knew a few girls here and there who read that if they sipped their colas and coffees through a straw, their teeth would yellow slower. actually these 3 are me, tho i do use a straw once in a while but it's for cavity prevention Oy vey. At least you know how to eat noodles. |
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Post by lowtacks86 on Apr 24, 2024 2:26:23 GMT
Just slurp them as loud and annoying as possible. In a related matter, I just discovered pad thai noodles (all those wasted years)
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Post by san926f on Apr 24, 2024 2:28:05 GMT
What kind of noodles are you talking about? The way I eat a Ramen noodle is different than how I eat a Fettuccine noodle.
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Post by thekindercarebear (A/S/L) on Apr 24, 2024 2:44:49 GMT
What kind of noodles are you talking about? The way I eat a Ramen noodle is different than how I eat a Fettuccine noodle. at home, i tend to eat my italian noodles with chopsticks. =/ |
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Post by winterssuicide on Apr 24, 2024 3:25:56 GMT
What kind of noodles are you talking about? The way I eat a Ramen noodle is different than how I eat a Fettuccine noodle. I thought everybody ate a Ramen noodle the same way: drunk. |
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Post by Prince Myshkin on Apr 24, 2024 3:53:35 GMT
thekindercarebear (A/S/L) , There is still the problem of getting food on your beard. As a Westerner I love Chinese food, but eating noodles Chinese-style is always problematic.
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Post by abbey1227 on Apr 24, 2024 3:55:45 GMT
slurped! i know all about eating noodles, i'm chinese!
Racist!
I actually had a good laugh at one of the local Chinese buffets in town.........as the employees would eat right before they shut it all down for the night. At least one of them always used chop sticks.........but it really was more just shoveling rice from the large bowl into his mouth in giant globs, rather than carefully and skillfully picking up single bites or items. ![[raspberry]](http://storage.proboards.com/6870873/images/URfbnorGJoHZMsqWxsFb.gif) |
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Post by thekindercarebear (A/S/L) on Apr 24, 2024 3:56:37 GMT
thekindercarebear (A/S/L) , There is still the problem of getting food on your beard. As a Westerner I love Chinese food, but eating noodles Chinese-style is always problematic. my pet peeve is while inhaling ramen, you sneeze. has that happened to you? it happens to me like once in every 10 ramen inhalations. i call it - sneezing while ramen. remember, you read it here first! ![[no]](http://storage.proboards.com/6870873/images/RccV0uLHhtCBRI0gG0lI.gif) |
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Post by abbey1227 on Apr 24, 2024 3:57:10 GMT
What kind of noodles are you talking about? The way I eat a Ramen noodle is different than how I eat a Fettuccine noodle.
Yep
I can't get those bowties to swirl around my spoon
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Post by Prince Myshkin on Apr 24, 2024 4:03:21 GMT
thekindercarebear (A/S/L) , There is still the problem of getting food on your beard. As a Westerner I love Chinese food, but eating noodles Chinese-style is always problematic. my pet peeve is while inhaling ramen, you sneeze. has that happened to you? it happens to me like once in every 10 ramen inhalations. i call it - sneezing while ramen. remember, you read it here first! Yeah, I hate sneezing in general. |
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Post by Dracula on Apr 24, 2024 4:47:14 GMT
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Post by san926f on Apr 24, 2024 5:08:30 GMT
What kind of noodles are you talking about? The way I eat a Ramen noodle is different than how I eat a Fettuccine noodle. I thought everybody ate a Ramen noodle the same way: drunk. Heh...I go way back with Ramen. It's one of my favorite junk foods. Throw some veggies and a protein in it and it turns into an actual poor man's lo mein. BUT, it can be dangerous. I was at work and put boiling hot water into my chili pepper flavor ramen, and tried taking it back into the nurse's station from the kitchen. Since every fucking door on a psych unit is locked, I tried to juggle everything I was carrying and ended up pouring SCALDING HOT WATER down my shirt. I must have looked like a complete idiot. Fortunately this was at like, 2 AM. I ended up with a rubber glove full of ice shoved down my bra for the rest of the shift, and a partial thickness burn on my left tit. It looked like the lye burn Project Mayhem got in Fight Club. Fortunately it didn't leave a permanent scar. Every scar tells a story, but that story is just too dumb, especially for a boob scar 🤣 |
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Post by thekindercarebear (A/S/L) on Apr 24, 2024 5:11:09 GMT
I thought everybody ate a Ramen noodle the same way: drunk. Heh...I go way back with Ramen. It's one of my favorite junk foods. Throw some veggies and a protein in it and it turns into an actual poor man's lo mein. BUT, it can be dangerous. I was at work and put boiling hot water into my chili pepper flavor ramen, and tried taking it back into the nurse's station from the kitchen. Since every fucking door on a psych unit is locked, I tried to juggle everything I was carrying and ended up pouring SCALDING HOT WATER down my shirt. I must have looked like a complete idiot. Fortunately this was at like, 2 AM. I ended up with a rubber glove full of ice shoved down my bra for the rest of the shift, and a partial thickness burn on my left tit. It looked like the lye burn Project Mayhem got in Fight Club. Fortunately it didn't leave a permanent scar. Every scar tells a story, but that story is just too dumb, especially for a boob scar 🤣 That's a much better visual than me sneezing Ramen out my nose. 😄 |
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Post by abbey1227 on Apr 24, 2024 5:20:36 GMT
Heh...I go way back with Ramen. It's one of my favorite junk foods. Throw some veggies and a protein in it and it turns into an actual poor man's lo mein. BUT, it can be dangerous. I was at work and put boiling hot water into my chili pepper flavor ramen, and tried taking it back into the nurse's station from the kitchen. Since every fucking door on a psych unit is locked, I tried to juggle everything I was carrying and ended up pouring SCALDING HOT WATER down my shirt. I must have looked like a complete idiot. Fortunately this was at like, 2 AM. I ended up with a rubber glove full of ice shoved down my bra for the rest of the shift, and a partial thickness burn on my left tit. It looked like the lye burn Project Mayhem got in Fight Club. Fortunately it didn't leave a permanent scar. Every scar tells a story, but that story is just too dumb, especially for a boob scar 🤣 That's a much better visual than me sneezing Ramen out my nose. 😄
Nonsense
I've taken control of your devices.........and I've seen your boob scars. Impressive
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Post by winterssuicide on Apr 24, 2024 5:25:02 GMT
I thought everybody ate a Ramen noodle the same way: drunk. Heh...I go way back with Ramen. It's one of my favorite junk foods. Throw some veggies and a protein in it and it turns into an actual poor man's lo mein. BUT, it can be dangerous. I was at work and put boiling hot water into my chili pepper flavor ramen, and tried taking it back into the nurse's station from the kitchen. Since every fucking door on a psych unit is locked, I tried to juggle everything I was carrying and ended up pouring SCALDING HOT WATER down my shirt. I must have looked like a complete idiot. Fortunately this was at like, 2 AM. I ended up with a rubber glove full of ice shoved down my bra for the rest of the shift, and a partial thickness burn on my left tit. It looked like the lye burn Project Mayhem got in Fight Club. Fortunately it didn't leave a permanent scar. Every scar tells a story, but that story is just too dumb, especially for a boob scar 🤣 I'm disappointed there wasn't a boob scar. I think that would have made you look wild and tough. I bet you Zarana from G.I. Joe had a boob scar. Yeah, you shouldn't have tried to walk with that boiling water. You should have left tit in the kitchen. |
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