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Post by geddy on May 7, 2024 0:27:27 GMT
Thinking of making one soon, just wondering who here has one.
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Post by jeffersoncody on May 7, 2024 0:29:18 GMT
Do it with a lawyer, not with a bank.
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Post by My NoRevisionism Pillow on May 7, 2024 0:34:20 GMT
I do. My sister and daughter get everything. And I'm to be cremated in a cardboard box, if they don't make cardboard coffins, a pine box will do.
And the ashes are be flushed, any toilet will do. Bombs away baby!
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Post by geddy on May 7, 2024 0:41:46 GMT
I do. My sister and daughter get everything. And I'm to be cremated in a cardboard box, if they don't make cardboard coffins, a pine box will do. And the ashes are be flushed, any toilet will do. Bombs away baby! Cremation may be an option for me, but not flushing. |
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Post by TheGoodMan19 on May 7, 2024 0:42:50 GMT
You can do a "do it yourself" will if you aren't leaving a shitload of stuff or leaving things to 3000 different people. Or so I've be told. I have a brother who is a lawyer and has more money than me. So I don't think he will rip me off. My one big proviso is kind of the same as NoRev. Get rid of me as cheaply as possible. Do not spend one penny more than necessary. And absolutely no visitation. That's fucking barbaric.
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Post by hugsfromlv426 on May 7, 2024 0:46:31 GMT
You can do a "do it yourself" will if you aren't leaving a shitload of stuff or leaving things to 3000 different people. Or so I've be told. I have a brother who is a lawyer and has more money than me. So I don't think he will rip me off. My one big proviso is kind of the same as NoRev. Get rid of me as cheaply as possible. Do not spend one penny more than necessary. And absolutely no visitation. That's fucking barbaric. I think I will make my will an elaborate series of puzzles that must be solved before the winner gets my entire estate. Of course the last puzzle will be unsolvable gibberish, and I probably won't have any money anyway. |
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Post by Roxy on May 7, 2024 0:49:22 GMT
You can do a "do it yourself" will if you aren't leaving a shitload of stuff or leaving things to 3000 different people. Or so I've be told. I have a brother who is a lawyer and has more money than me. So I don't think he will rip me off. My one big proviso is kind of the same as NoRev. Get rid of me as cheaply as possible. Do not spend one penny more than necessary. And absolutely no visitation. That's fucking barbaric. I think I will make my will an elaborate series of puzzles that must be solved before the winner gets my entire estate. Of course the last puzzle will be unsolvable gibberish, and I probably won't have any money anyway. It will be necessary to have seen a plethora of 70s and 80s B movies to decode it, I presume. |
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Post by My NoRevisionism Pillow on May 7, 2024 0:49:54 GMT
I do. My sister and daughter get everything. And I'm to be cremated in a cardboard box, if they don't make cardboard coffins, a pine box will do. And the ashes are be flushed, any toilet will do. Bombs away baby! Cremation may be an option for me, but not flushing. I refuse to reward the funeral/cemetery industry that prey on grieving families. |
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Post by hugsfromlv426 on May 7, 2024 0:51:04 GMT
I think I will make my will an elaborate series of puzzles that must be solved before the winner gets my entire estate. Of course the last puzzle will be unsolvable gibberish, and I probably won't have any money anyway. It will be necessary to have seen a plethora of 70s and 80s B movies to decode it, I presume. |
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Post by PaulsLaugh on May 7, 2024 0:52:15 GMT
I’m taking it all with me.
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Post by Fetzer Zinfandel ♀︎ on May 7, 2024 0:52:57 GMT
We have a trust. Seemed better in our situation. Who knows.
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Post by TheGoodMan19 on May 7, 2024 0:54:16 GMT
Cremation may be an option for me, but not flushing. I refuse to reward the funeral/cemetery industry that prey on grieving families. A friend just had a bare bones (pun intended) for his father. $4600. I can't imagine how much the whole circus would cost. Casket, embalming, mortician, funeral parlor, flowers, plot, stone. Have to be upwards of $15,000
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Post by geddy on May 7, 2024 1:00:06 GMT
Cremation may be an option for me, but not flushing. I refuse to reward the funeral/cemetery industry that prey on grieving families. Well I don't feel that way as that's their industry. |
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Post by My NoRevisionism Pillow on May 7, 2024 1:01:58 GMT
I refuse to reward the funeral/cemetery industry that prey on grieving families. A friend just had a bare bones (pun intended) for his father. $4600. I can't imagine how much the whole circus would cost. Casket, embalming, mortician, funeral parlor, flowers, plot, stone. Have to be upwards of $15,000
it is, my Mom passed 18 months ago, $12,000 and we cut every corner we could yeah, they act nice, and were "very sorry for our loss" but at a time when you don't want to be making decisions and aren't in the right frame of mind, they pick the carcass bare my will is legal, the hell with them |
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Post by TheGoodMan19 on May 7, 2024 1:13:17 GMT
A friend just had a bare bones (pun intended) for his father. $4600. I can't imagine how much the whole circus would cost. Casket, embalming, mortician, funeral parlor, flowers, plot, stone. Have to be upwards of $15,000
it is, my Mom passed 18 months ago, $12,000 and we cut every corner we could yeah, they act nice, and were "very sorry for our loss" but at a time when you don't want to be making decisions and aren't in the right frame of mind, they pick the carcass bare my will is legal, the hell with them My mother passed four year ago and the cremation route was $3000. They tried to talk us into going the whole nine yards. Especially when they found out me, my brother and my sister were well off. Almost a "c'mon you cheap fuckers, you can afford it." Neither my Mom or my Dad wanted a funeral |
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