3 Heroic Priests Aboard The Titanic

A priest, a rabbi and an monk boarded the Titanic...

The priest goes to first class, the monk to second class, and rabbi is sent to steerage. 

When the Titanic begins to sink, the priest and monk rush down to save the poor people in the belly of boat, while the rabbi goes up on deck and catches the last lifeboat leaving. 

When asked later why he didn’t stay to help his fellow men of God, he said, “Vell, they didn't want my opinion that maybe we find lifeboat instead of praying, so I left.”