‘More Muslims Please, We’re British’ pilot episode
Apr 4, 2019 11:19:05 GMT
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Post by Power Ranger on Apr 4, 2019 11:19:05 GMT
Lord and Lady Monkeys are at the breakfast table.
Lady Monkeys
What are your plans for the day?
Lord Monkeys
I’ll be attending the ‘More Refugees, Please’ march at parliament. And you?
Lady Monkeys
I’ll be helping our daughter shop for a hijab for her wedding to Ahmed. Gotta go, ta ta!
Lord Monkeys
Where’s my damned servant when I need him?
Hux
‘ere I am sir.
Lord Monkeys
That’s Lord Monkeys to you.
{hits Hux on the head with the newspaper}
Did you get my crumpets boy?
Hux
I was trying to get them sir but the geezer at the market said they had become halal, so no more crumpets.
Lord Monkeys
Halal? Yes well jolly good. I suppose I’m going to have to have your spotted dick then.
Hux
Pardon sir?
Lord Monkeys
The pudding boy, get the pudding that was rationed to you. You’re going to have to go without this morning.
Hux
It’s alright sir. I know a market what sells bacon sandwiches.
Lord Monkeys
How very racist of you.
Yddrasil enters.
Yddrasil
Good morning Monkeys sir. Frightful weather we’re having. Still I have to go and retrieve the rent from the tenants before the fox hunt this noon.
Lord Monkeys
Do I take it that you won’t be attending the ‘More Refugees Please’ rally today?
Yddrasil
Was that today? Well of course I’ll be attending. I’m not racist after all. Although I was looking forward to the hunt. What if I was to donate a million pounds to the cause? What do you say about that old chap?
Lord Monkeys
I would say that you are-
Yddrasil
-racist, you’re quite right. I’ll attend and also make the donation. So how are you handling the Brexit? I tell you, it’s hard times. My masseuse boy had his visa cancelled and has headed back to Greece. I don’t know how I am going to relax my gluteus maximumus now.
Lord Monkeys
I would suggest that you employ a local lad but I’m sure that they’re too lazy and incompetent.
Hux enters.
Hux
Your dick seems cold sir, do you want me to warm it up?
Lord Monkeys
Mind your manners boy.
{Lord Monkeys throw his tea in Hux’s face}
Lady Monkeys
What are your plans for the day?
Lord Monkeys
I’ll be attending the ‘More Refugees, Please’ march at parliament. And you?
Lady Monkeys
I’ll be helping our daughter shop for a hijab for her wedding to Ahmed. Gotta go, ta ta!
Lord Monkeys
Where’s my damned servant when I need him?
Hux
‘ere I am sir.
Lord Monkeys
That’s Lord Monkeys to you.
{hits Hux on the head with the newspaper}
Did you get my crumpets boy?
Hux
I was trying to get them sir but the geezer at the market said they had become halal, so no more crumpets.
Lord Monkeys
Halal? Yes well jolly good. I suppose I’m going to have to have your spotted dick then.
Hux
Pardon sir?
Lord Monkeys
The pudding boy, get the pudding that was rationed to you. You’re going to have to go without this morning.
Hux
It’s alright sir. I know a market what sells bacon sandwiches.
Lord Monkeys
How very racist of you.
Yddrasil enters.
Yddrasil
Good morning Monkeys sir. Frightful weather we’re having. Still I have to go and retrieve the rent from the tenants before the fox hunt this noon.
Lord Monkeys
Do I take it that you won’t be attending the ‘More Refugees Please’ rally today?
Yddrasil
Was that today? Well of course I’ll be attending. I’m not racist after all. Although I was looking forward to the hunt. What if I was to donate a million pounds to the cause? What do you say about that old chap?
Lord Monkeys
I would say that you are-
Yddrasil
-racist, you’re quite right. I’ll attend and also make the donation. So how are you handling the Brexit? I tell you, it’s hard times. My masseuse boy had his visa cancelled and has headed back to Greece. I don’t know how I am going to relax my gluteus maximumus now.
Lord Monkeys
I would suggest that you employ a local lad but I’m sure that they’re too lazy and incompetent.
Hux enters.
Hux
Your dick seems cold sir, do you want me to warm it up?
Lord Monkeys
Mind your manners boy.
{Lord Monkeys throw his tea in Hux’s face}
