Post by ayatollah on Feb 13, 2018 20:28:51 GMT
What are you doing for you sweetums?
I may have been raped this weekend, but I've got a serious case of Stockholm syndrome so I'm getting my lady a card expressing my love, big heart full of Dove chocolate, a bottle of Martinelli's fake wine strawberry drank, and a card to get her a massage at the spa.
Later, I'll make an appearance in my boxers with red hearts all over them, probably get laughed at.
And my little lady is getting a card, chocolate, skittles, and an LOL doll.
I may have been raped this weekend, but I've got a serious case of Stockholm syndrome so I'm getting my lady a card expressing my love, big heart full of Dove chocolate, a bottle of Martinelli's fake wine strawberry drank, and a card to get her a massage at the spa.
Later, I'll make an appearance in my boxers with red hearts all over them, probably get laughed at.
And my little lady is getting a card, chocolate, skittles, and an LOL doll.
