Post by Power Ranger on Nov 24, 2024 15:56:24 GMT
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Koolbunny is no more after the power couple split with Bunny citing their diet of barbecue rat and leftovers found in garbage bins. She was also unimpressed with the smell in their underground home in the New York City sewers. But according to Koolguy ‘That smell wasn’t from the sewer, that was from her tailhole’ and added ‘I love that smell’.
Harry Skywalker has travelled to Uganda to meet his idol, Pastor Sempa. The visit was disappointing for the Portuguese celebrity however after the Pastor asked ‘why are you gay?’ and ‘should I call you mistah?’.
In action news, British adventurer Flying Monkeys has reportedly been caught indulging in sexual relations with his girlfriend at her school prom. When questioned he responded with ‘Fuck off, cunt’ and ‘Blimey! I fort she was seventeen. Dat’s legal, innit?’.
Harry Skywalker has travelled to Uganda to meet his idol, Pastor Sempa. The visit was disappointing for the Portuguese celebrity however after the Pastor asked ‘why are you gay?’ and ‘should I call you mistah?’.
In action news, British adventurer Flying Monkeys has reportedly been caught indulging in sexual relations with his girlfriend at her school prom. When questioned he responded with ‘Fuck off, cunt’ and ‘Blimey! I fort she was seventeen. Dat’s legal, innit?’.
