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Nov 25, 2024 14:00:43 GMT
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Post by Power Ranger on Nov 25, 2024 14:00:43 GMT
Liberal hardliner PaulsLaugh has today announced that she has switched to dating conservative men, citing their superior virility among their other attributes. ‘As my vagina ages, I really need a man with more width in the penile area to truly satisfy me, and I find that conservative men are more likely to have that compared to their feminine liberal counterparts’.
Harry Skywalker is officially a gaylord. That was the finding in a European court today. But they stopped short of declaring him to be a fucktard, saying that he was a dumbass and further reiterating that he is a gaylord.
In action news, British billionaire Flying Monkeys was almost ‘Crying’ Monkeys after a close encounter with a shark whilst holidaying with his girlfriends in the Caribbean. The front of Monkeys’ trousers were bitten off but due to the businessman’s micropenis and ascended testes, there was no physical injury. ‘Blimey!’, said Monkeys, ‘Just as well I kept me todger. I wouldn’t be able to nob no birds wivvout dat, innit?’.
Harry Skywalker is officially a gaylord. That was the finding in a European court today. But they stopped short of declaring him to be a fucktard, saying that he was a dumbass and further reiterating that he is a gaylord.
In action news, British billionaire Flying Monkeys was almost ‘Crying’ Monkeys after a close encounter with a shark whilst holidaying with his girlfriends in the Caribbean. The front of Monkeys’ trousers were bitten off but due to the businessman’s micropenis and ascended testes, there was no physical injury. ‘Blimey!’, said Monkeys, ‘Just as well I kept me todger. I wouldn’t be able to nob no birds wivvout dat, innit?’.
