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Post by Dracula on Aug 14, 2025 3:08:12 GMT
by bartlesby This is a play-by-play reenactment of the game:  |
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Post by bartlesby on Aug 14, 2025 3:27:31 GMT
I wouldn't say it was a Hulk-smashing. More like when Captain America fought Bucky Barnes in the Winter Soldier.
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Post by Harry Skywalker on Aug 14, 2025 3:27:40 GMT
Wait...
You lost to Bartlesby???
How can someone display such a barbaric loser behavior???
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Post by bartlesby on Aug 14, 2025 3:29:21 GMT
Wait... You lost to Bartlesby??? How can someone display such a barbaric loser behavior??? How dare you. I'd challenge you for this offense but I have a dreadful suspicion that you're a secret chess prodigy. Most of them are socially inept baboons. |
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Post by Harry Skywalker on Aug 14, 2025 3:33:46 GMT
Wait... You lost to Bartlesby??? How can someone display such a barbaric loser behavior??? How dare you. I'd challenge you for this offense but I have a dreadful suspicion that you're a secret chess prodigy. Most of them are socially inept baboons. You are a retarded inept baboon. That's why you're such a dumb loser who loses with everyone else!
Exception made to the other loser baboon right here!
I'd crush you in 5 seconds! |
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Post by bartlesby on Aug 14, 2025 3:35:49 GMT
How dare you. I'd challenge you for this offense but I have a dreadful suspicion that you're a secret chess prodigy. Most of them are socially inept baboons. You are a retarded inept baboon. That's why you're such a dumb loser who loses with everyone else!
Exception made to the other loser baboon right here! I bet when they tried teaching you checkers in the baboon enclosure at the Lisbon Zoo, you ate the pieces because they looked like candy. Fool! |
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Post by Harry Skywalker on Aug 14, 2025 3:37:34 GMT
You are a retarded inept baboon. That's why you're such a dumb loser who loses with everyone else!
Exception made to the other loser baboon right here! I bet when they tried teaching you checkers in the baboon enclosure at the Lisbon Zoo, you ate the pieces because they looked like candy. Fool! I'd crush you in 5 seconds!
You are just a retarded baboon from the fat brainless American Zoos!
You are the biggest bombastically retarded baboon ever! |
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Post by bartlesby on Aug 14, 2025 3:45:08 GMT
I bet when they tried teaching you checkers in the baboon enclosure at the Lisbon Zoo, you ate the pieces because they looked like candy. Fool! I'd crush you in 5 seconds!
You are just a retarded baboon from the fat brainless American Zoos!
You are the biggest bombastically retarded baboon ever! Did you ever play chess, Harry? I'm asking honestly. I don't see why you couldn't have. You liked Resident Evil and a lot of that is a puzzle game. |
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Post by Dracula on Aug 14, 2025 3:46:55 GMT
I bet when they tried teaching you checkers in the baboon enclosure at the Lisbon Zoo, you ate the pieces because they looked like candy. Fool! I'd crush you in 5 seconds!  |
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Post by Harry Skywalker on Aug 14, 2025 3:55:23 GMT
I'd crush you in 5 seconds!
You are just a retarded baboon from the fat brainless American Zoos!
You are the biggest bombastically retarded baboon ever! Did you ever play chess, Harry? I'm asking honestly. I don't see why you couldn't have. You liked Resident Evil and a lot of that is a puzzle game. Yes, I play chess sometimes.
I'm a Master Chessmaster. |
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Post by Harry Skywalker on Aug 14, 2025 3:55:51 GMT
I'd crush you in 5 seconds! You got crushed by Barty.
Therefore I'd crush you in just 2 seconds. |
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Post by bartlesby on Aug 14, 2025 3:58:28 GMT
Did you ever play chess, Harry? I'm asking honestly. I don't see why you couldn't have. You liked Resident Evil and a lot of that is a puzzle game. Yes, I play chess sometimes.
I'm a Master Chessmaster. What's your favorite opening? |
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Post by Harry Skywalker on Aug 14, 2025 4:00:46 GMT
Yes, I play chess sometimes.
I'm a Master Chessmaster. What's your favorite opening? Santa Slay's opening. |
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Post by bartlesby on Aug 14, 2025 4:02:25 GMT
What's your favorite opening? Santa Slay's opening. Okay. Nevermind, you're not a secret prodigy. |
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Post by Harry Skywalker on Aug 14, 2025 4:04:03 GMT
Okay. Nevermind, you're not a secret prodigy. Wrong.
I'm a secret prodigy indeed.
But you aren't at all. |
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