Revolting.

I was visiting the offices of a client yesterday.

After signing in at reception, I went to their gents' to blow nose and pee, so went into cubicle.

In the next cubicle, there was plop - plop - plop - someone doing their business.

I heard them pull a load of bog roll out, ball it up and rub their arse for about 5 seconds.

Then the same, large ball of paper, rub rub, done.

That was it, pants up, left the cubicle. Yuck, I thought, that can't have really cleaned up enough.

They went to the sink, squirted soap and washed under the tap for about 5 seconds. "This is disgusting," I thought. They then went to the hand dryer.

Then I was curious to see who this was - I hoped it wasn't the person I had come to meet.

I left my cubicle only to see, at the hand dryer, a man in chef's uniform.



I did not have lunch there.