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Post by Flying Monkeys on Mar 8, 2018 22:10:59 GMT
I was visiting the offices of a client yesterday.
After signing in at reception, I went to their gents' to blow nose and pee, so went into cubicle.
In the next cubicle, there was plop - plop - plop - someone doing their business.
I heard them pull a load of bog roll out, ball it up and rub their arse for about 5 seconds.
Then the same, large ball of paper, rub rub, done.
That was it, pants up, left the cubicle. Yuck, I thought, that can't have really cleaned up enough.
They went to the sink, squirted soap and washed under the tap for about 5 seconds. "This is disgusting," I thought. They then went to the hand dryer.
Then I was curious to see who this was - I hoped it wasn't the person I had come to meet.
I left my cubicle only to see, at the hand dryer, a man in chef's uniform.
I did not have lunch there.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 8, 2018 22:13:49 GMT
Disgusting.
(puke)
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Post by iamnotarobot on Mar 8, 2018 22:33:42 GMT
I walked into a convenience store restroom a couple yrs ago and someone had just squirted diarrhea all over the fuckin floor.
I immediately walked out and told the couple of gals at the counter about it, they claimed that they'd just finished cleaning up that restroom and accused me of being responsible. I was not pleased.
Like I'd do something like that and then tell anyone about it. I would have cleaned up. That's the last time I ever report anything like that.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 8, 2018 22:37:59 GMT
Its worse here Monkeys. Be careful where you go out to eat at restaurants
Alot of illegals who dont have the common sense God would give a dog... they are all in the kitchen and hygiene isnt the first on their minds.
You should hear some of the stories i picked up over the years. tell ya later
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Post by Flying Monkeys on Mar 8, 2018 23:10:55 GMT
I walked into a convenience store restroom a couple yrs ago and someone had just squirted diarrhea all over the fuckin floor. I immediately walked out and told the couple of gals at the counter about it, they claimed that they'd just finished cleaning up that restroom and accused me of being responsible. I was not pleased. Like I'd do something like that and then tell anyone about it. I would have cleaned up. That's the last time I ever report anything like that. Your avatar is one of my favourite episodes. Gorn, I believe. |
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Post by slowcomingwarbird on Mar 8, 2018 23:34:35 GMT
Last week all the water mains in my home town broke after a rain, leaving the entire town without water
which forced me to have to drive 5 miles to the next town over to use a public restroom at a convenience store.
To find that the only toilet in the mens room was splattered with diarrhea and wads of shit covered shit paper
were left on the floor against the back wall of the cubicle.
What foreigners need to know when they visit the United States is that the shit paper is soft and thin
for a reason, because United States shit paper is designed to be flushed down the toilet along with the shit.
United States shit paper does not belong on the floor or in the trash can.
Hence, the popular expression: "Foreigners who don't know where to put the shit."
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Post by Joc Spader on Mar 9, 2018 3:35:17 GMT
Last week all the water mains in my home town broke after a rain, leaving the entire town without water It was the Russians! |
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Thereβs a guy a work who does thatβpulls a stream of paper and (presumably) scrunches it up and wipes with it. First of all, why do you need THAT much paper, and two, heβs still dry-wiping, no matter how much TP he thinks is necessary.
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Post by Flying Monkeys on Mar 9, 2018 19:22:56 GMT
What foreigners need to know when they visit the United States is that the shit paper is soft and thin for a reason, because United States shit paper is designed to be flushed down the toilet along with the shit. United States shit paper does not belong on the floor or in the trash can. Hence, the popular expression: "Foreigners who don't know where to put the shit." I have been in the reverse situation when I stayed on a small island of the coast of Honduras. The used bog roll had to go in a bin next to the toilet. It was the first time I had seen and didn't understand why, until I saw the pipe going directly from the hostel into the sea. No sewage treatment here, just straight into the sea. The fish and crabs will happily eat the turds, but the paper just clogs up the sea shore. Now get in there and go swimming, boy! Think I saw the same in Egypt, but they just shit all over the street. |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 9, 2018 19:53:51 GMT
He wiped his arse twice then?
Whattaya want exactly?
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Post by Flying Monkeys on Mar 9, 2018 23:28:44 GMT
He wiped his arse twice then? Whattaya want exactly? I want chefs not to have arse contents and bacteria on their hands. Is this too difficult for you? |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 9, 2018 23:42:12 GMT
He wiped his arse twice then? Whattaya want exactly? I want chefs not to have arse contents and bacteria on their hands. Is this too difficult for you? Chefs have anuses. There's nothing we can do about this. |
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Post by ayatollah on Mar 10, 2018 18:00:59 GMT
You never know how much wiping you'll need to do, or not do. Unless you're inspecting the guys crack there is no way you'll ever know if he got it clean or not.
The handwashing part, that's another matter.
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Post by hugsfromlv426 on Mar 10, 2018 18:52:18 GMT
I was visiting the offices of a client yesterday. After signing in at reception, I went to their gents' to blow nose and pee, so went into cubicle. In the next cubicle, there was plop - plop - plop - someone doing their business. I heard them pull a load of bog roll out, ball it up and rub their arse for about 5 seconds. Then the same, large ball of paper, rub rub, done. That was it, pants up, left the cubicle. Yuck, I thought, that can't have really cleaned up enough. They went to the sink, squirted soap and washed under the tap for about 5 seconds. "This is disgusting," I thought. They then went to the hand dryer. Then I was curious to see who this was - I hoped it wasn't the person I had come to meet. I left my cubicle only to see, at the hand dryer, a man in chef's uniform. I did not have lunch there. The story sounds even worse to an American, since over here the word 'cubicle' is used to describe the little mini-offices in the work area. On a casual read it seems like the guy was taking a dump right there in his workspace. |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 10, 2018 19:39:59 GMT
I was visiting the offices of a client yesterday. After signing in at reception, I went to their gents' to blow nose and pee, so went into cubicle. In the next cubicle, there was plop - plop - plop - someone doing their business. I heard them pull a load of bog roll out, ball it up and rub their arse for about 5 seconds. Then the same, large ball of paper, rub rub, done. That was it, pants up, left the cubicle. Yuck, I thought, that can't have reallyΒ cleaned up enough. They went to the sink, squirted soap and washed under the tap for about 5 seconds. "This is disgusting," I thought. They then went to the hand dryer. Then I was curious to see who this was - I hoped it wasn't the person I had come to meet. I left my cubicle only to see, at the hand dryer, a man in chef's uniform. I did not have lunch there. The story sounds even worse to an American, since over here the word 'cubicle' is used to describe the little mini-offices in the work area.Β On a casual read it seems like the guy was taking a dump right there in his workspace. Yea, thatβs what I was initially thinking while reading. |
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