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Post by mikef6 on Mar 20, 2024 22:05:55 GMT
I think of being on an airplane. The flight attendant comes down the aisle with her food cart and, eventually, parks it by my seat. “Can I interest you in the chicken?” she asks. “Or would you prefer the platter of shit with bits of broken glass in it”? To be undecided in this election is to pause for a moment and then ask how the chicken is cooked. ---David Sedaris  |
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Post by PaulsLaugh on Mar 20, 2024 22:08:56 GMT
…at this point is a moron.
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Post by Fetzer Zinfandel, ♀︎ Patriot on Mar 20, 2024 22:15:49 GMT
This is SPOT ON.
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Post by merh on Mar 20, 2024 22:26:03 GMT
There was a very funny bit John Oliver did on The Daily Show years ago. A report of "The Undecided Voter" so very funny.
Yeah. Painted them as stupid, but it was so funny.
Something about "some of them will wander about & actually make it into a polling booth room vote" but otherwise being barely functional.
I believe a lot of these "undecided" voters.know damned well how they plan to vote.
They just don't want to admit it.
My kid's friend's mom told her friends she voted for Romney but voted for Obama. She didn't want the argument admitting she did not vote republican
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Post by shadrack on Mar 20, 2024 22:27:08 GMT
Funny, but the chicken is raw and has been sitting out in the sun for a week.
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Post by hugsfromlv426 on Mar 20, 2024 22:27:17 GMT
I think of being on an airplane. The flight attendant comes down the aisle with her food cart and, eventually, parks it by my seat. “Can I interest you in the chicken?” she asks. “Or would you prefer the platter of shit with bits of broken glass in it”? To be undecided in this election is to pause for a moment and then ask how the chicken is cooked. ---David Sedaris Trump is shit, but making Biden metaphorical chicken is massively overstating his appeal. This shouldn't even be a race, but Biden has managed to make it a very close one. |
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Post by jeffersoncody on Mar 20, 2024 22:29:03 GMT
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Post by hugsfromlv426 on Mar 20, 2024 22:31:15 GMT
After Biden kept the border open for three years. |
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Post by dk65 on Mar 20, 2024 22:32:44 GMT
Alternatively asks would you rather the plane crash or me read mean tweets for a few minutes.
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Post by scream on Mar 20, 2024 22:32:50 GMT
There was a very funny bit John Oliver did on The Daily Show years ago. A report of "The Undecided Voter" so very funny. Yeah. Painted them as stupid, but it was so funny. Something about "some of them will wander about & actually make it into a polling booth room vote" but otherwise being barely functional. I believe a lot of these "undecided" voters.know damned well how they plan to vote. They just don't want to admit it. My kid's friend's mom told her friends she voted for Romney but voted for Obama. She didn't want the argument admitting she did not vote republican Since my vote is private, IRL I rarely state my choice unless I am with like-minded friends. But here I am openly a moderate Democrat, and literally LOATHE Donald Trump. Though my vote doesn't count in the electoral scheme of things, since I live in a blood-red state. But it counts in the popular vote. |
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Post by Boricanator on Mar 20, 2024 22:33:55 GMT
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Post by lowtacks86 on Mar 20, 2024 22:34:09 GMT
It's what happens when you get your political opinions from South Park and Joe Rogan
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Post by uncreative on Mar 20, 2024 22:46:50 GMT
I don't understand the appeal of Trump but at least his fans know there's a big difference between him and Biden and were able to make a choice.
These two guys have been in the news for 5 years by now. Anyone who's still legitimately undecided must be a complete idiot.
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Post by Isapop on Mar 20, 2024 22:49:23 GMT
Gee, I didn't think I'd get to say this so soon after just recently having said it: Wouldn't have to trouble ourselves with that shit if we dumped the Electoral College. |
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Post by hugsfromlv426 on Mar 20, 2024 22:50:44 GMT
Gee, I didn't think I'd get to say this so soon after just recently having said it: Wouldn't have to trouble ourselves with that shit if we dumped the Electoral College. That was never an option, and will not be an option for the foreseeable future. |
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